I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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