Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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