How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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