I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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