there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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