So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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