i don't like sucking hair
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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