Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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