He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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