I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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