how can u be prego again
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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