I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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