can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
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