so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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