So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
