Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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