So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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