Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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