girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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