i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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