Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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