it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
just tell him i said nine months
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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