I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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