I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Randomize
