Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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