Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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