Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I would fuck him just for his dog
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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