So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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