Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
ok first of all what the fuck
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