If i come over, it means nothing
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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