Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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