she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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