I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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