We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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