i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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