Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
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