it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
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