Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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