I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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