I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
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