Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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