She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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