Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i love accidental penises.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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