just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
There are leaves in my underwear?
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