i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Mom said you looked used
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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