Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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