can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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