if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
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