For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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