How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Randomize