Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
he was CRYING into my vagina
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
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I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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