My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
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