if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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