i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize