We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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