you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
