just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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