if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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