But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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